Archive for November, 2007

Daniel Craig’s List

Friday, November 30th, 2007

The Golden Compass can be seen in sneak previews this weekend. I saw it a few days ago. It’s the kind of movie that made me wish I had kids, so I can take them to see it over the weekend. They’d really dig all the action and excitement.

OK. Let’s be real. I’d sit through it again in a heartbeat because it’s a movie starring Daniel Craig. He gets a lot of wonderfully photographed close-ups in it and he’s got a beard. No, not like Katie Holmes. I mean he’s actually got facial hair. The first time I saw a bearded Craig in a movie was one he did in the UK called The Mother. Have you ever seen that? A young wife/parent has her recently widowed mother staying with her. She’s also got a hairy handyman who works shirtless the premises. Played by Daniel Craig, he’s a renovator who gets really attracted to the lady in the house and they begin having a mad affair. He starts diggin’ on the young mother’s mother and she gets a renovation that goes beyond anything Nate Berkus has done on the “Oprah” show.

In The Golden Compass, a good young female gets to ride a big white bear. How many of us have fantasized about doing that very same thing? This is a fantasy adventure starring Nicole Kidman. She’s the silky villainess with a wardrobe that made me think someone in Hollywood had resurrected Edith Head. She looks fabulous. So does Daniel Craig. Have fun at the movies.

Mitt Romney Bar Fight

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

I can add another piece of work to my acting resumé, thanks to The Onion.

Which candidates could take a sucker punch in a bar fight? That’s the news topic being discussed in a satirical news video. Click onto the link below.

www.theonion.com

Look in the upper middle section of The Onion for the “Videos” section. Mitt’s the dude on the far left. Click on and watch me work. By the way — I’ve got a fan page on Facebook. If you’re a member, check it out.

radio days

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Big thanks for all you WKTU FM listeners here in Gotham for lending me your ears for 15 months. If you read the item in the New York Daily News today, you know that our radio show, “Wake Up With Whoopi,” was canceled yesterday and will no longer be heard in New York City. But we’ll continue to air in other markets like Denver and Las Vegas for the time being.

I went from a gig on Food Network to sitting right next to an Oscar winner and performing with her on a live radio show carried in New York City for over a year. How many other guys in my high school and college graduating classes can say that ? As my wonderful proctologist, Dr. Culo, always says — “Every end is a new beginning.” How true…how true. Have a good day.

Showbiz News

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Word came out today that The Jackson Five could go on tour next year. Concert dates have been discussed. Michael Jackson will be involved.

My sources tell me that ticket prices could be a bit costly. Children will be admitted free.

family time

Monday, November 26th, 2007

I am still full from Thanksgiving dinner. I ate with two cool and groovy friends in New Jersey who am I very grateful to know.

Before I headed out there, I called my mom who lives 1500 miles away in the Midwest. It was a sweet, stress-free conversation. There was, however, one “Kick the ball, Charlie Brown!” moment. I was telling her that I’d really like to get back on TV. She said, “You know what show I’d really like to see?”

The little boy in me was shouting “Top 5! Top 5! Pick Top 5!”

She said, “Boston Legal. They keep pre-empting it because of that Bachelor show. I just love James Spader.”

My mother doesn’t subscribe to cable. She wasn’t even interested in getting cable back in 1999 when I offered to pay for it. So..she missed me on two episodes of The Sopranos and on the last few years of my hosting gig on Food Network. But now I’ve got a goal for 2008 — I’ve got to somehow book a bit part opposite James Spader on ABC.

I love my mom….but it’s really a miracle that I don’t drink. Maybe one of these days I can coax her into my fan club. Have a good week.

kiddie movie

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

I still stand by what I said yesterday to Whoopi Goldberg on the radio show when I was reviewing Dustin Hoffman in Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium — His character looks like a cable TV evangelist who hasn’t come out of the closet yet.

It’s a blessedly short movie that could keep the kids in grades K through 6 entertained thanks to the special effects. But the kids and the parents have to get used to the way Hoffman looks as the owner of the magical toyshop. Doesn’t Mr. Magorium have that “Hello, Mr. Muscleman, I got your number from Ted Haggard and I could really use a massage” look about him? Ewwwwwww. But Natalie Portman was cute, as always.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

This is the time of the year when many family members reunite spend hours together — at the airport. For those of you who will be gathering around a big roasted entreé in someone’s home, I wish you happiness and health — and may you be able to eat which meat you prefer, white or dark. Have a good holiday week and may stress be at a minimum.

I’m in the Advocate

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

If The New York Post wrote a tease about the visual, it would probably be “Black man under half-naked Mormon.”

Well…I am.

The issue of The Advocate with an accurate article on yours truly is now on the stands. Mary J. Blige is on the cover. I am on page 12. You’ll see a picture of me underneath a photo of a shirtless Mormon dude who’s the subject of the article above mine. Check it out if you can.

I am very grateful for the attention that journalist Greg Archer gave me for the item in The Advocate. I’m flattered and honored. The article is called “Whoopi’s funny guy” in the section entitled “Forward.”

There She Blows

Friday, November 16th, 2007

A “Star Wars” trumpet solo — this is why millions of parents cringe when their kids say, “I’m considering a career in show business.”

May the force be with her.

did you know…

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

…that the biggest purchaser of oil in the world is our U.S. Pentagon? Think about it. I learned that yesterday listening to National Public Radio. Time to connect the dots.