Archive for July, 2007

these kids today

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Paris Hilton was in jail for a couple of days. Her co-star on TV’s The Simple Life and her partner in headlines, Nicole Richie has gotten a jail sentence. Now comes the news that she’s topped Paris by being pregnant.

How long is it going to take some Broadway exec to wake up, wise up and cast those two onstage in the current revival of Chicago? With John Travolta in drag again as Matron Mama Thornton. Don’t you think that casting would make a few bucks? Just a thought.

Great TV Talk

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Tom Snyder died. Last year, some of his best editions of Tomorrow, the late night show he hosted on NBC came out on DVD. He provided lots of great conversation with great guests back when lots of us babyboomers were kids and considering a career in broadcast. Tom and I graduated from the school, Marquette University in Milwaukee. He returned to campus to broadcast one of his shows from there, when the university was christening its new performing arts theatre. He was very generous with his time when some of us “showbiz hopefuls” wanted some advice. Tom Snyder is gone. Now read my entry under this one to see what kind of talent is on networks now. In a word — “oy.”

Must-See TV News!

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

Remember the 1987 film written and directed by James L. Brooks called Broadcast News? I love that film, especially because I have years of TV newsroom experience and it rang true. Holly Hunter was perfect as the workaholic, wonderful news producer who fought to keep what was right and true on the air. Substance, to her, counted more than looks. But change was in the air. Albert Brooks played the reporter who deserved to be an anchorman but, despite his skills, he didn’t have the right TV look. He wasn’t cute enough for corporate, if you will.

Think of what Holly Hunter’s character fought to keep in her newsroom and on her news program in that movie. Now watch this interview of Holly Hunter on ABC by a rookie reporter who was generous enough to plug another network at the end of their chat. This is network news talent.

First Bush, Now Dick

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

Last weekend, President Bush had to be in the hospital for a few hours. Now it’s time for Vice President Dick Cheney to make a similar visit.

Today, Cheney will undergo a minor procedure to replace the battery that powers a device monitoring his heart. Yes. Dick Cheney’s heart.

So, I guess, that makes it another White House colonoscopy. Have a nice weekend.

what’s new on “the view”

Friday, July 27th, 2007

I rarely watch it, but yesterday I turned on Access Hollywood. Billy Bush reported that my co-worker, Whoopi Goldberg, is going to become a regular on ABC’s weekday chatfest, The View. I hadn’t heard that. Then I read it in the online edition of The Los Angeles Times.

I’m off to go do our radio show this morning. Maybe she’ll make a statement. Sometimes the co-workers are the last to know. PS — I saw a new movie bio that starred Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony. It begins with JLo as the middle-aged wife talking about her late salsa music legend husband. JLo was in character make-up that included padding to make her butt look bigger. When she stood up, she resembled a cello case with hair. Can you imagine being the production crewmember who had that assignment first thing in the morning?

UPDATE: “We’ll know later today.” That’s a quote from my Oscar-winning buddy said into my left ear during a commercial break on this morning’s radio broadcast while we were sitting side by side.

On the Down Lohan

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Poor Lindsay Lohan was busted for drunk driving again!!! I am not about to cast the first stone. If I’d gotten out of rehab and found the reviews for my last film, Georgia Rule, I’d have been on a cocktail faster than Ted Haggard on a massage table. There is some hunger, some hole in that poor kid’s soul, that has been made and left unattended.

But what is scarier? The fact that she got arrested again so soon after she got out of rehab or that the only person she chose to communicate her story to was Billy Bush of Access Hollywood via email? Billy Bush?!?!?!?!? Couldn’t she contact a more credible journalistic source — like maybe an editor at Tiger Beat? Bless her heart. Now scroll down and watch Shirley Bassey again. You’ll feel so much better.

you need to see this

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

From singing “Goldfinger” back in the 1960s to covering a hit tune from today by Pink. Kicking all those 20something wannabe divas to the curb, here is Dame Shirley Bassey with her 60+ self serving up her stylish version of “Get The Party Started.”

and Oprah wept…

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

She writes about in the current edition of O magazine.

TV icon and broadcast multi-millionaire Oprah Winfrey was walking some of her dogs on her Santa Barbara, California estate. When she returned to the house, she was shocked. Her 2 year old golden retriever, Gracie, was dead on the carpet. Gracie had choked on a little plastic ball left behind by Oprah’s 12 year old cocker spaniel. Oprah wrote that she “…stood there dazed, stunned, crying…” as security guards began pumping Gracie’s chest before pronouncing the pooch dead and taking the canine body away on a golf cart.

Winfrey went on to write that Gracie’s death reminded her “…to enjoy life but remember to slow down…” And, one might add, remember to keep little balls out of your mouth, too.

The 12 year old cocker spaniel was taken away for questioning and released shortly thereafter. But there has been some speculation that the older housepet may have left the ball out on purpose because of jealous feelings towards Gracie. The speculation comes from the fact that, when security guards rushed to the scene in attempts to revive the young golden retriever, the older cocker spaniel watched without emotion and was oddly dressed just like Barbara Stanwyck in the classic film DOUBLE INDEMNITY.

In the Bush

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

Today, President George W. Bush is undergoing a routine colonoscopy.

In his case, that could be the equivalent to getting a brain scan. Let us pray that everything’s A-OK….because Cheney is next in line.

good morning

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

Yesterday afternoon we were reminded that the #1 cardio exercise in New York City is running for your life. I’m sure you saw the news footage of our midtown crisis that looked like a volcano had erupted smackdab in the middle of our concrete jungle. An underground steampipe burst and shattered a lot of nerves.

And what are we doing today? Getting ready to go to work. And so it goes. Have a good day. You take care.

Oh…last night, for the first time, I saw the TBS cable sitcom about a dysfunctional Black family written and produced by one of Oprah’s favorite men. The show is Tyler Perry’s “House of Payne.”

and Jesus wept. What hath Oprah wrought? It does for Black folks what Glitter did for the film career of Mariah Carey.