Archive for November, 2006

CBS Weight Loss

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

A lot of actors are sad here in NYC today. So few TV shows are shot out here for us to work on. One of the few just got cut after only three episodes. CBS will be 3 LBS lighter. Does that network not know how many of us totally dig actor/director Stanley Tucci? We were really hoping that his new medical series would click. Tucci’s 3 LBS is off the schedule. That’s the way of TV today. A show has to be a hit right out of the box. No more waiting for it to find an audience. If HILL STREET BLUES and THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW premiered this year, they would’ve been axed. Both of those shows needed a good 7-13 episodes to really get smokin’ and find their audiences.

When you think of movie comedies, do you think of….Morgan Freeman? You might this weekend. Listen to me Friday on WAKE UP WITH WHOOPI. Today…hell froze over. I actually got an audition for late this morning. Say one for me.

World AIDS Day

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

That’s this coming Friday, Dec. 1st. I wonder how many young adults know that AIDS stands for Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome? Back in the late ’80s, I went to London to tape an interview with Paul McCartney for VH1. While there, I watched British TV and saw a series of classy, witty, memorable commercials for a brand of condoms called Mates. Phil Collins’ music was used in a couple of the ads. Back in New York, Collins was a guest on my VH1 show and I asked him about those commercials. He’d donated the use of his songs for them because he believed in the need for the commercials. That was the late 80s. How many times have you condom commercials in primetime or any other time on our American TV? They’re produced. They’re shot. They’re ready to go. We see spots for beer, Viagra, and video games that teach kids how to shoot characters in the head…but we don’t see ads promoting sexual health. To me, that’s a damn shame considering we’ve been living with AIDS for 25 years.

Holy Shat! He Beat Madge!

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Can we just think about the last week or so in show biz? A former castmember of SEINFELD is seeking airtime with Black folks (Michael Richards), Sean “P Diddy” Combs is currently shooting the TV adaptation of A RAISIN IN THE SUN, taking on the role originated by Sidney Poitier, William Shatner’s game show (SHOW ME THE MONEY) beat Madonna’s NBC special last week in the ratings — William Shatner — and Madge is appearing on the Home Shopping Network to promote her new children’s book. Madonna on the Home Shopping Network. Next thing you know, it’ll be Michael Richards hosting the SOUL TRAIN MUSIC AWARDS.

Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday when Madonna was standing naked on a highway and posing for pics to put in her coffee table book called SEX? Back then, if she’d told us that she was going to write children’s book, we would have expected titles like PHALLUS IN WONDERLAND, THE UGLY F*CKLING and SNOW WHITE DOES THE SEVEN DWARFS. Times sure have changed.

Ang Lee’s remarkable BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN premiered on HBO last night. It’ll be airing more this week. I felt it early this year, I felt it when I watched last night — that movie was robbed. It should’ve gotten the OscarĀ® for Best Picture over CRASH. But that’s just me. Question — with the individual Thanksgiving dinner scenes with Jack and Ennis, does that qualify BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN as a holiday film? Lord knows I could relate to them. Have a good week.

Gays and Racism

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

and now, jose?

I came across that blog site when I was surfing through several of the gay blogs to see comments on the Michael Richards onstage racial obscenity story. I was surprised at how little attention was paid to it. perezhilton.com and keithboykin.com gave it attention. Perez, an accurate journalist getting well-deserved national attention now for his daily celebblog, is Cuban and gay. Boykin is Black and gay. and now, jose? had an item on Richards under the heading “Those words.” It linked an article from Andrew Sullivan’s website that inferred Richards is not a racist but was just a performer trying to really offend a heckler so the heckler would shut up. I had to post a comment under that blogger’s item.

Does upscale Gay White America above the Mason Dixon line get racism? Those gay bloggers had plenty to type about Republican Mark Foley’s folly and conservative married Rev. Ted Haggard getting a massage from a gay male hooker. But, apparently, what Richards did is no big deal to them. That really bothered me because the gay community constantly demands inclusion and claims to be pro-diversity. However, years ago when I tried to get dates on the personals site www.Edwina.com, I was slackjawed at the number of white men old enough to remember the importance of the Civil Rights movement, who did not check off *African-American* amongst the list of racial preferences for men they’d date. Most of the Black and Latino men with ads had checked off *Race Unimportant*. Back in the day when the personals were solely in newspapers and magazines, “Gay White Male Seeks Same” always seemed like code for “Blacks Need Not Apply.” Over a year ago, a mass of predominantly Caucasian men picketed and protested in front of New York’s City Hall for the right to gay marriage. Many said that their protest was right up there with the Civil Rights protests of the 60s. This year, a young African-American man died from injuries sustained while trying to flee a gaybashing in Brooklyn. I saw a protest of the crime on the local news. There was about a dozen or so people, mostly Black, in front of City Hall. Where were the white guys? Some should have been there. They turned out after the Matthew Shepard gaybashing murder. I can tell you from personal experience that racism and homophobia exist on the same plate. I’ve had to battle both for years. I feel that if the two men Richards verbally abused had been openly gay white dudes who looked like heartthrobs on Grey’s Anatomy, and he’d called them “…disease-carrying faggots trying to change the Constitution with their perversion,” more than two gay bloggers would have been all over that story like a duck on a Junebug. GLAAD would have issued a statement of outrage. Rosie would’ve told people not to buy the recently released DVD boxed set of the 7th season of Seinfeld.

There’s a famous scene of a modern-day plantation owner slapping a detective, played by Sidney Poitier, in the Oscar winning Norman Jewison film In The Heat of the Night. Sidney slapped him back. That was major in the late 60s. Rent that DVD and listen to how the man responds, saying that there was time when he could have had that detective shot for what he’d done to a white man. It resonates to some of the things Richards said onstage in the footage released. Just like Richards, that character didn’t think he was a racist. I think if the gay white male community is going to invoke the spirit of the 60s civil rights marches and protests when their middle-class freedoms are threatened, it needs to go all the way in embracing why those marches existed in the first place. Or…is that a story unto itself? Is racism in the gay community a dirty little secret never, ever covered? You know me….just won’drin’.

“Life is a banquet…

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

…and most poor suckers are starving to death!”

That is one of my favorite lines from the 1958 movie version of the Broadway hit Auntie Mame. Betty Comden, the woman who co-wrote that screenplay with Adolph Green, died this week after a long and prolific life. Often, when folks talk about women screenwriters in a documentary or interview, Betty Comden’s name is not included and it should be. On the Town, Singin’ in the Rain, The Band Wagon – those are three of Old Hollywood’s best musicals and Comden co-wrote them. That’s just the words. The music she helped write for Broadway hits is legendary. I’m sure she’ll be remembered on the CBS Sunday Morning news program in a way that will prove to you what I mean.

Because of our political times and current administration, Auntie Mame remains as fresh and lively as ever. A butch, athletic, middle-aged and very conservative businessman — positive that he’s got a many years ahead of him — writes his will and bequeaths his son and his maid to the boy’s next of kin. That’s his eccentric aunt in Manhattan, the total opposite of her businessman brother in Chicago. The day after drawing up his will, Edwin Dennis drops dead in his gym steam room from…lord only knows what. Little Patrick is sent to New York City to meet his Auntie Mame.

Through the years of gay community love for that character, especially after the vehicle had another successful incarnation as the Broadway musical, Mame, the power of the film version often gets eclipsed by Rosalind Russell’s dynamically funny performance, her great lines and her many festive costumes. But look closer. She’s not just madcap. She embraces diversity — cultural, racial, and sexual. Mame takes a stand against bigotry and intolerance. She advocates reading, travelling, taking part in the fine arts. And taking part in an occasional cocktail party. Notice how she treats her domestic staff like dear friends who are helping her raise a child. Notice how responsible she is as a single parent figure. Mame puts her partying on hold to take care of Patrick. Patrick’s late widowed father hardly ever had any time for him. He was either at work or at the gym every day doing…lord only knows what.

Auntie Mame is a fun and somewhat subversive sophisticated comedy when you think about. Betty Comden left us a lot of great words and music to enjoy. She will be missed.

Michael Richards Fashion Statement

Friday, November 24th, 2006

www.TShirtHell.com

Go there, enter, and see the T-shirt that you can purchase to get your feelings about comedian/actor Michael Richards on your chest.

How would you like to be his publicist and trying to do damage control? Like I said on the radio last week, the seventh season of Seinfeld is out on DVD and went on sale Tuesday. It includes commentaries, extras and the rarely seen episode, Kramer Goes to Compton.

Turkey Day

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

www.LATimes.com

If you need help with your bird, go to that newspaper website today to see two dudes talking turkey in a very helpful video smackdab in the middle of the homepage. They show and tell you how to make sure the turkey is thoroughly cooked, when to carve it, how to carve it and what knives to use.

Just thought that might help. It helped me. But, I have to admit that I really need to get out and try to meet someone new. I’m way too romantically deprived. Last night, I was alone in the kitchen and every time I stuffed the turkey with cornbread, I heard the theme to “Brokeback Mountain” in my head. That and the smell of sage made me wistful. Speaking of classic films, I’ve got some movie tips below…and some comments on celebrities making headlines this week. CNN reported late yesterday that comedian Michael Richards will be meeting with Al Sharpton. Baby, that should be televised. Did you ever think we’d see a week in 2006 when the celebrity in the news showing the most self-control and restraint was Tom Cruise? What a world, what a world. Peace and Happy Thanksgiving.

Holiday Meal and a Reel

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Big blessings to you and Happy Thanksgiving weekend. Last week in Las Vegas, a woman asked me what DVD she could rent to keep her kids amused last weekend. I highly recommended the animated feature MONSTER HOUSE. Today at work, someone emailed Whoopi’s website wanting to know the name of the Thanksgiving movie set in L.A. that I recommended this morning. So…here’s some reel entertainment for you to consider over the holiday weekend.

WHAT’S COOKING?: It’s a lame title for a good little indie movie that came out in 2000. Alfre Woodard, Mercedes Ruehl, Lainie Kazan, Joan Chen and Kyra Sedgwick star. We go to an ethnically mixed suburb of Los Angeles to see four families on Thanksgiving Day — one Black, one Mexican, one Jewish, and one Asian. Each family is different and complicated, yet we see how each family is essentially the same and connected in terms of wanting a happy life. We wish that they all knew each other. The Mexican segment will really make you hungry!

HANNAH AND HER SISTERS: If you like Woody Allen films, this is one of his ’80s classics and one of the warmest and most satisfying films of his career. Dianne Wiest and Michael Caine won Oscars for their performances in this film that follows three sisters over three Thanksgivings. Mia Farrow is brilliant as the oldest sister — the dependable, passive, talented caregiver who family members turn to in a crisis yet her needs are ignored. Notice how her clothing is somewhat bland and shapeless and becomes brighter and more form-fitting and she acquires a sense of herself, lets some anger out and lets it be known that she has needs. Mia Farrow plays daughter to her real-life mother in this movie. From ROSEMARY’S BABY to her radiant performance in Woody Allen’s ALICE, it’s hard to believe Mia’s never been nominated for an Oscar.

HAPPY FEET: New in theaters, this is truly fun for the whole family. Babyboomers who remember seeing the big mambo number at the gym in the movie WEST SIDE STORY will thrill when they see it copied with penguins in this witty and sweet tale of a penguin who finds that his heartsong is not in his voice, but in his feet. Yep…he’s a tapdancing penguin. Songs of the Beach Boys, Stevie Wonder and Queen are used in such a fresh and creative way that you want to race out and get the soundtrack after seeing the animated feature.

CASINO ROYALE: Blond, blue-eyed and built, Daniel Craig is the new James Bond. He’s not the dark, hairy macho Sean Connery but he’s one of the best Bonds, if not the best one, since Sean moved on. This script has more emotional depth that most of the 007 movies we’ve seen in years. It’s a post 9/11 script, taking us to meet James when he was sort of a talented but undisciplined actor before a skilled director grooms him to be the polished superstar that he became. Judi Dench plays M, the director if you will. A bit too long but lots of action and one scene of torture from the creepy villian that will make every man in the audience cringe. When I saw Daniel Craig in last year’s British crime thriller LAYER CAKE, he jumped right off the screen like Steve McQueen in THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR. He’s the right choice for 007. I’m fond of this Bond.

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Christopher Guest gave us WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, BEST IN SHOW and A MIGHTY WIND. This new film, about a group of actors making an indie film when Oscar buzz about one performance in it hits the internet, is a bit disappointing because some of the jokes don’t work and this film isn’t of the caliber of those other three. However, Catherine O’Hara really scores as the middle-aged actress who becomes roadkill in the race for Hollywood hype. She’s more poignant than laugh-out-loud funny. For LOL funny, there’s the montage of TV shows that all actors ritually must appear on nowadays to promote their movies which sets up Fred Willard to do a wickedly accurate imitation of Billy Bush at 50something still hosting “Access Hollywood.”

BOBBY: The big heart of Emilio Estevez was in the right place when he wrote and directed this all-star film about 22 people in the Ambassador Hotel the day and night that Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy was killed while appearing there during his campaign. The movie comes fully alive when news footage of Bobby Kennedy appears and when his words, still vital and important today, are heard. But the most rivetting and charismatic character in the film is the one you see the least. And Emilio needed a co-writer to tell him that he could have had a stronger, tighter script with half those characters. They don’t all add to the story even though the performances are good. The stand-outs are Laurence Fishburne, Freddy Rodriguez and Christian Slater are the minorities on the kitchen staff dealing with a racist young boss, Nick Cannon as the Kennedy campaigner who sees him as hope for Black people having their voices heard, and Lindsay Lohan who is marrying a young man she hardly knows to help keep him from being drafted into the Viet Nam war. BOBBY has its very strong moments but fewer characters would’ve given us a movie that makes more impact.

STRANGER THAN FICTION: Will Ferrell takes on the kind of role that would’ve gone to Jack Lemmon back in the 50s and he does it justice. He’s understated, fully committed to the emotions of the character, funny and touching. Is the IRS man in Chicago really the creation of a God-like novelist with writer’s block? Does he have control over his own story? Is he making it a tragedy or a comedy? Or is she doing to kill him off at the end because it’s the way she ends all her best sellers? The script may not fully makes sense but seeing Ferrell play an average man trying to feel his life by doing the work of giving of himself to someone else makes this worth a look.

Morgan Freeman in a dress? I’ll talk about his new indie movie, a comedy, on the Friday Dec. 1st edition of WAKE UP WITH WHOOPI.

Michael Richards Sings!

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Did you know that music legend Irving Berlin wrote a song for Thanksgiving? “I’ve Got Plenty To Be Thankful For” is a bouncy tune that’s rarely done today. It was introduced by Bing Crosby in 1942’s classic HOLIDAY INN.

Speaking of holiday tunes, I just bought the CD entitled MICHAEL RICHARDS REMEMBERS CHRISTMAS. He performs some of his favorite yuletide songs like “Rockin’ Around the Lynching Tree,” “I’m Dreaming of an All-White Christmas,” “Sambo the Thick-Lipped Reindeer,” “O Little Segregated Town of Bethlehem” and “Frosty the Klansman.” Personally, I didn’t know he could sing. He should’ve had a bigger career after SEINFELD. Oh well.

If you know about clicking onto the Premiere Radio site in BOBBY RECOMMENDS on the right-side of this page, you know that you can hear airstreams of the show. Because the WAKE UP WITH WHOOPI staff is taking advantage of the long holiday weekend, I did Wednesday’s show (11/22) with new film reviews, DVD rental tips, a comment on the Michael Richards controversy and some talk of last week’s Vegas entertainment in Vegas. That’s in the 8am hour. Did you know that you can hear the show live on your computer if you just go to www.Whoopi.com? There’s a link on my homepage.

Happy Thanksgiving. May your tummy and heart be treated well and filled with something good.

Clay Aiken Is Gay?

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

OK…the local ABC newscast put on the clip from THE VIEW with Rosie O’Donnell, my former VH1 officemate, having a hissyfit because she felt that something Kelly Ripa said about Clay Aiken was homophobic. Rosie I think said, “Had that been a straight man…”

DID I MISS CLAY AIKEN COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET? I saw him deflecting questions about his sexual orientation from Diane Sawyer and Lara Spencer on “The Insider.” When the Claybot was a guest co-host with Ripa, they apparently weren’t best buddies. She was talking and he put his hand over her mouth. He’s young. That move was bad TV manners from the gitgo. Ripa turned the uncomfortable moment into a funny one by saying, “You don’t know where that hand has been.” Rosie felt that was a homophobic comment. I think Kelly Ripa could’ve said the same thing had her co-host been Kevin Federline or Dr. Oz, the medical contributor on “Oprah” or wildlife expert Jack Hanna. Rosie needed to calm down on that one.

Besides, as I wrote before, when we were VH1 veejays together in the late 80s, she had a running gag about having a crush on Olympic swimmer Greg Louganis. That was before he came out. One day, Louganis surprised her with a studio appearance in a swimsuit. When her talk show was new, she recycled that routine with the same gags and the same gushing girlfan quality except for one difference — she’d deleted the name “Greg Louganis” and inserted “Tom Cruise.” By that time, Louganis was out of the closet. She went from a gay champion to a straight man. Why? Because that was a safer move when her show was new and she had not yet come out of the closet? God bless Rosie for what she’s done, but I think she needed to hold her fire on that one and pick a better battle. I don’t get an anti-gay vibe from Kelly Ripa at all.

And it seems like Rosie may have blurted information that Clay Aiken didn’t want known. One last thing — Kelly Ripa should’ve been cohosting with Justin Guarini, if ABC wanted a former AMERICAN IDOL contestant. He seems more polite and down-to-earth that Aiken…but that’s just me.