“Breakfast at Tiffany’s”: The Audacity of Audrey

August 1st, 2010

National Public Radio (NPR) had a lively segment on it during Saturday’s “Weekend Edition.” Maureen Dowd wrote her opinion on it for the “Week in Review” section of The New York Times today, Sunday. The subject was the movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s, the 1961 Paramount Pictures release that, under the direction of Blake Edwards, earned Audrey Hepburn another Oscar® nomination for Best Actress. The screenplay is based on a work by Truman Capote. The two important words to keep in mind are “based on,” meaning that its faithfulness to the source material is slight. In fact, if you read Capote’s story, you won’t visualize Audrey Hepburn at all. She’d seem miscast in what became one of her best films and a feature that secured her position as actress, movie star, and fashion icon. The latter is evident in the beguiling opening credits. The black Givenchy dress. How many young woman came to New York City because they wanted to be like Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in the stunning black Givenchy dress! Did it ever occur to most of those young women that, if they really wanted to live like Holly Golightly, they should’ve also watched Jane Fonda in Klute? No. Because they were beguiled by that brilliant, subtle opening. Very early morning. Probably Sunday. No one is on the sidewalks of Fifth Avenue. A cab pulls up and stops in front of Tiffany’s. Out of cab emerges a slim, young woman so elegantly attired and coiffed that it almost makes you ache. She stands before a Tiffany’s window, gazing stone-faced behind sunglasses at diamonds as she has a deli coffee and morning pastry. Is the background music upbeat and signifying Manhattan like something by the Modern Jazz Quartet? Is it violins and other strings in a lush arrangement? No. It’s a wistful, melancholy theme on harmonica. Big city real estate, fashion, elegance and wealth introduced with that rather heartbroken, down-home, country sound. It lets you know that something else is at work behind those visuals and it’s that very work that makes Audrey Hepburn’s choice to play Holly Golightly so bold, so audacious. Rarely has such a 1960s movie about unpretty lives looked so, well, pretty.

In today’s column, Maureen Dowd wrote this: “Even though many of us grew up not realizing it, Holly’s a hooker.” Ms. Dowd is right, I guess. I didn’t realize it until I was a high school senior in South Central Los Angeles. When I was in gradeschool, I was delighted by Hepburn’s looks, her kookiness, her swinging party and her cat named “Cat.” But, in high school, when I saw the movie on TV again and noticed that older men from out of town were giving her $50 “for the powder room,” I knew what that meant. I also realized what was up with the unproductive writer, Paul, played by George Peppard, whose closet has been furnished by a visiting married woman played by Patricia Neal. Holly Golightly and Paul Varjac are being “paid for play.”

NPR and Maureen Dowd got into the discussion of the movie’s Holly Golightly as a new modern woman, of sorts, but both missed one big aspect — how actress Audrey Hepburn bravely flipped the script on her own movie persona. The year before “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” was released, Janet Leigh was a Best Supporting Actress nominee. Leigh was “the girl next door” when discovered by retired screen legend Norma Shearer and eventually put under contract to MGM Studios. After her MGM years, Leigh kicked “the girl next door” to the curb for Alfred Hitchcock and secured her place in film history as the non-virginal Marion Crane in Psycho, for which she earned her Academy Award nomination. In a way, when Norman Bates pushed back that shower curtain, he pushed back the curtain so established Hollywood actresses could step into challenging new turf.

Audrey Hepburn had been the princess swan. She, as screen newcomer, won her Best Actress Oscar for playing a princess in William Wyler’s Roman Holiday. After that, Audrey Hepburn excelled at playing the charming, smart, sophisticated young woman whose independence and intelligence could be appreciated only by an older, mature man. In Billy Wilder’s Sabrina, she turns from the sweetly irresponsible playboy William Holden to his older brother, the seemingly unromantic Humphrey Bogart character. In Funny Face, she falls for Fred Astaire, the man who changes her from Manhattan bookworm to fashion model. Again with Billy Wilder for Love in the Afternoon, she’s a cellist who brushes a young suitor aside to pursue Gary Cooper. Rex Harrison’s Prof. Higgins was older than Freddy in My Fair Lady and what did she find wrong with Cary Grant in Charade? Nothing. Even as the strong-willed nun, a scholastic over-achiever in the field of medicine who returned a ring to a beau before entering the convent, she is drawn to the stern Congo doctor played by middle-aged Peter Finch in The Nun’s Story. Unlike the corporate side of the Catholic Church, that doctor admires her feminist spirit and skills. In “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” Hepburn breaks away from that. Holly Golightly does not have the character of her women in those other films. Holly is as empty inside as her apartment. And, this time, she needs the younger man to help her find “the same rainbow’s end” mentioned in the song she plaintively sings, Moon River (Oscar winner for Best Song). The avuncular Buddy Ebsen stars as the older man Holly had to leave in the country when she ran off to the Big City. She sets her sights on José, a seasoned South American beefcake who’s financially well off. Paul Varjac is really at the expiration date for being considered “spring chicken” and he knows it. But he is younger than José and, although not rich, he is better for Holly. With José, she would just “go pleasantly to seed” like the geisha in Yasunari Kawabata’s novel, Snow Country. Audrey Hepburn didn’t play it safe having “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” She raised the stakes and played a dark side of her box office image. It was a risk that, I feel, paid off quite well.

One more thing — to this day, I don’t think any singer has done the Johnny Mercer/Henry Mancini song, “Moon River,” better than Audrey Hepburn did in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Robert F. Kennedy — Like a Rock Star

June 5th, 2010

One of the most stirring moments in my life happened when I was a kid in high school. I saw Senator Robert F. Kennedy in person when he’d come to Los Angeles during his campaign to be the second Kennedy voted President of the United States. Today you will hear the term “star power.” Bobby Kennedy had it. When I saw him, I felt like my soul had been illuminated. It was incredible. I was asked to write about that day and my memories of it. I took the invitation and the article is online. By the way, tomorrow is June 6th. It’ll be the anniversary of RFK’s death by assassination in 1968, just two days after I saw him in person. Here’s the link to my piece, “Bobby Kennedy: Watts 1968″:

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One of my gracious and groovy new buddies here in Manhattan is author Michelle Churchill, whose book entitled I Thought I Grew Up is a funny summer read, especially for those of us mature folks who’ve been forced by society to seek romance the Match.com way. HBO executives should be reading it for a possible TV adaptation. A single woman of 50 discovers that sex is the best cure for hot flashes? Come on! That’s TV comedy gold! If not HBO, Oprah’s new OWN TV network needs to check the book out. I asked Michelle to read what I wrote and tell me, honestly, if I have any skills. (Editors have rejected my submitted writing, I’ve been out of work for one year and my confidence had taken a couple of upper cuts to the jaw.) Lady Churchill blogged a piece about me on her website! Truly, it touched my heart. If you’d like to read that, go here:

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Please, if the spirit moves you, leave comments after you’ve read them. Your comments are like tips for a waiter’s good service.

As for the job search, I feel like job hunting for a local gig has become the full time job in itself. I need to rejuvenate this weekend and hit it hard again this coming Monday. Have a great weekend, my friends, and thanks for your attention.

Sunday Brunch Chat

May 23rd, 2010

It’s been a long time since I’ve blogged. Blame it on new social networking sites coupled with my continued job hunt. I have never, ever been out of work this long in my entire adult life. It’s frustrating and humiliating. Another thing — it’s forced me to face a certain change in New York City. I love this town. I wanted to come here and work ever since I was a kid back in Southern California. There’s long been sort of a East Coast/West Coast friendly rivalry between L.A. and NYC. New York considers itself sharper and smarter. In many ways, it has been. However, this year, in a bleak economy that continues to drag us around like we’re the chains attached to the ghost of Jacob Marley, I have been called back for second, third or fourth meetings with possible employers only to discover that the executives still had not read my resumé. To me, that was a red flag. I was up for a publicist job with a local non-profit arts organization. Our first meeting was in early February. In late March, they wanted to schedule a fifth meeting for early April. The boss wanted to know if I had any local TV/Radio connections. “Local? I’ve got local AND national. You’ve read my resumé, haven’t you?” The answer was, “Uh, no, I didn’t get around to it yet.” I decided to move on and apply for work elsewhere. But that wasn’t the first nor last time that sort of thing has happened to me while I’ve been seeking work. It’s happened to others I know here in town too. I never thought that sort of occupational laziness would occur in New York.

My heart broke to hear the news that singer/actress/civil rights advocate Lena Horne had died. What a life. What a talent. Larry Moss is a noted, highly-respected acting coach who has guided several actors to Oscar nominations such as Hilary Swank, Helen Hunt and Michael Clarke Duncan. His services was so in demand that he put his lessons in a book to free himself up to pursue other interests. His immensely helpful book is The Intent to Live: Achieving Your True Potential as an Actor. Larry Moss considered Lena Horne an outstanding actress and explains why in his book. I saw him speak at a crowded book singing once here in Manhattan. He told the many young actors in the audience to buy the CD of Lena Horne’s “The Lady and Her Music” one-woman, Tony Award-winning 1980s Broadway triumph. He told them that the life she gave to every song, treating each one as a monologue, is a performance that is as much a required learning experience as watching Brando in “On The Waterfront.” How sad that, when Lena Horne was a musical movie star as MGM in the 1940s, she could not act opposite the white fellow MGM musical stars because of racism of the time. I don’t know if, even in this age of a Black American president, folks totally grasp that. My longtime buddy, James Gavin, is out promoting the newly released paperback edition of his terrific Lena Horne biography from last year, Stormy Weather: The Life of Lena Horne. Your jaw will drop reading the new information he found out — like the movies mentioned for her but were abandoned because of pre-Civil Rights attitudes. How she threw things at her TV whenever President Bush appeared on it. Her complicated marriage to Lennie Hayton, a white Oscar winner and one of the A-list players in MGM’s music department. Horne’s fractured relationship with her mother against the backdrop of a racially changing America could serve as the basis for a new Broadway musical drama of Black Americans that could be as powerful as “Gypsy.” Even if Jim and I weren’t friends, I’d say that his fine book deserves way more attention than it has received. Jim and I were on a national radio show last summer discussing the book. We brought up how Horne, during a WWII USO tour, could not get served at a diner down South. The host said, “Didn’t they know she was Lena Horne?” We had to tell him on the air that it didn’t matter that she was a Hollywood movie star. She was a Black person and the diner did not serve Black people. I added that we still have racial issues today. Just because Barack Obama got elected President doesn’t mean they’ve been solved. Remember the day Michael Jackson died? Farrah Fawcett of “Charlie’s Angels” TV fame died earlier that same day. On Facebook, all the messages from people of all colors were pretty much the same for Farrah: “We’ll miss you. Heaven got a new Angel today.” That afternoon, when Black pop music international superstar Michael Jackson died, all the Black and Latino folks wrote “We’ll miss you, Michael.” Many Caucasians wrote “He was black?!?!?” That caused online friction. Yes, Jackson, lightened his skin. But why did Black folks lighten their skin? Basically, so they’d be served at the diner the way Lena Horne wasn’t. The people who wrote the wisecracks are the people who have always had access because of their color. Lena Horne will be missed. I got to meet her once during a press conference when she toured with her Broadway success. Her manager contacted me afterwards. Lena Horne later met with my mother and offered her a job. (A job offer my mother should have taken but that’s another story.) I thank Horne for kicking down thick doors so that less-talented guys like yours truly could have better chances than she had.

Tonight, millions will be watching the finale of Lost of ABC. I didn’t follow the series as religiously as many of my friends did. I will watch the finale because I hope it answers one thing — how could Hurley be lost on that deserted tropical island for as long as he’s been and not drop a couple of pounds like Tom Hanks did in Cast Away? I just don’t get it. Have a great week.

Easter: Keep Hope Alive!

April 3rd, 2010

Happy Easter!

I don’t know about you, but I am so ready for a financial and occupational resurrection this spring. Like millions of other Americans, I got laid off last year. Early last year. And for the remaining nine months of 2009, the Recession slapped me around like it was Jack Nicholson and I was Faye Dunaway in the last 20 minutes of CHINATOWN.

In times as tough as these, you have to keep hope alive. You must, as the song Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire introduced says, “Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, start all over again.” I definitely got a refresher course in that lesson last year. This year, this season, there’s hope. I’m working on a TV project with some fabulous folks at Biscardi Creative Media. The opportunity to work on-camera, which I got, is like a drop of rain in a long, long drought. Hopefully, this April TV pilot shoot is a sign that I made it out of an extended, soul-tattering winter caused by a troubled economy and a grueling stretch of unemployment. It’s a beginning. And isn’t that what the essence of Easter is, a new beginning? I’ll give you details on the television project later. It will have me busy most of this week. Thank Heaven.

Wish me luck. The same to you. I’ve attached a website link for the cool company that’s putting me on camera this week after Easter Sunday. What a perfect time to feel rejuvenated.

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The Oscars: Black, White & Hollywood Gold

March 7th, 2010

It’s been a while since I’ve been on here. I don’t know about you, but I am so thankful to Heaven that I made it through February. That month was a bitch! If you don’t believe me, just as Tiger Woods. Did you see his nationally televised apology? President Nixon didn’t take that long to apologize to the country when he resigned from office back in the 1970s. HE owed me an apology. Tiger Woods didn’t. But that’s just my opinion. Halfway through Tiger’s mea culpa, I was hoping that Kanye West would stagger on and interrupt: “Tiger, I’m happy for you getting some help with your sexual addiction but former Senator John Edwards was the mack baby daddy of the year!”

Now we’re into one of my favorite seasons of the year — Oscar season. Movies are my passion. This year’s Oscar race coverage has shown me two things: 1) Entertainment reporters nowadays are lazy and do very little homework and 2) The field of national entertainment reporters and film critics seen on TV sorely cries out for racial diversity in this, the 21st Century. This is crystallized in how Tom O’Neil columnist for The Los Angeles Times has been covering Best Actress Academy Award nominee, Mo’Nique. I’m not accusing the Caucasian O’Neil of racism. I am charging a national journalist with laziness. O’Neil, in his column, expressed that Mo’Nique was being uncooperative by refusing to “campaign” for her Oscar. Not granting interviews following her nomination and focusing on her talk show duties. Screen legend Katharine Hepburn never campaigned after her Oscar nominations. She steadfastly refused to attend any ceremony when she was nominated. Yet, she won four Oscars® for Best Actress. To Vanity Fair magazine, O’Neil said that no one knew who Mo’Nique was before Precious. He marginalized her to being solely a comedienne and a talk show host who slammed across one of the most galvanizing dramatic performances of the year out of nowhere. He pretty much said the same thing last night in a prime time Oscar-related special hosted by Deborah Roberts on ABC. Again, O’Neil was lazy, uninformed and unimaginative on a national platform.

Cloris Leachman, Sally Field, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams and Ron Howard all have something in common in Mo’Nique. We got to know them every week on TV sitcoms. They went on to earn Oscar nominations for big screen dramatic work. Ron Howard’s was for directing A BEAUTIFUL MIND. All those performers won Oscars. I hope, come tomorrow, that Mo’Nique — who starred in the sitcom “The Parkers” for five seasons — will be a winner too. Mr. O’Neil should’ve keyed into the history of actors who gained sitcom popularity then got Oscar nominations for dramatic acting chops. Mary Tyler Moore did. So did Will Smith. Jamie Foxx had his own sitcom.

When I experienced PRECIOUS for the first time, I was not surprised at Mo’Nique’s performance. I marvelled at it but I was not surprised. Sounding like Addison DeWitt in All About Eve, I felt it was “nothing more than a promise fulfilled.” That’s because of what I saw Mo’Nique do in 2005’s Shadowboxer. The drama stars Helen Mirren as a terminally ill hit woman in a torrid love affair with a younger hit man, played by Cuba Gooding, Jr. Mo’Nique is a revelation as the working class crack addict who has an unrequited love for her young doctor. Her character’s name is “Precious” and the movie was directed by Lee Daniels. I have yet to hear one national reporter ask the actress about or mention that prior dramatic outing with Daniels. She was profiled today on CBS Sunday Morning. No mention.

This, to me, underscores the need for racial diversity in the field of film reviewers/commentators on TV and also underscores the need for the established critics in the somewhat “Whites Only” boys club to pay more attention to the outsiders, shall we say. Last night, O’Neil said on ABC that Mo’Nique has appeared in comedy films that critics really didn’t care about. Can’t we say that same about David Spade and Pauley Shore? When Hustle & Flow, was released and brought Terrence Howard a Best Actor Oscar nomination for 2005, I heard David Edelstein review him on National Public Radio and in his movie critic spot on CBS Sunday Morning. Edelstein raved about this “new” actor who has the intensity of a “young Samuel L. Jackson.” I thought ..”wrong!” He has the intensity of a middle-aged Terrence Howard. Before playing a pimp in HUSTLE & FLOW, Howard had played three historical characters in TV biopics — Jackie Jackson of the Jackson 5, boxer Muhammad Ali and civil rights advocate Ralph Albernathy in a bio mini-series about Dr. Martin Luther King. He had an important supporting role as a no-rhythm high school student in 1995’s Mr. Holland’s Opus, starring Richard Dreyfuss, and he was a key character in the box office hit Big Momma’s House. This body of work dates back to 1992. But to Mr. Edelstein he was “new.”

OK. Enough about race. Do I have predictions for tonight? I’ve not seen Sandra Bullock in THE BLIND SIDE. I hear she’s terrific in it. I’d love to see Meryl Streep win for a brilliant job in a comedy/drama. My big wish is to see Kathryn Bigelow win for Best Director and for her film, THE HURT LOCKER, to get the gold for Best Picture. Will you be watching Hollywood Prom Night? What are your predictions? Who did your dress? Leave me some comments.

The Winter of Our Discontent

February 9th, 2010

How’s 2010 been for you, so far? For me, I’m still experiencing the murky residue of having been laid off in March 2008 and then in March 2009. That latter job had just started two months before in January but it was on a chaotic, obscure TV production.

One of the best parts of 2009 and early 2010 was reuniting with old friends in Atlanta and making some new ones. More about that later. In the meantime, I’m back in Manhattan where I’m not the only New Yorker who feels like he/she has unwillingly caught a wave into a perfect storm of finances. One of the wacky things about this great country is that you basically get charged for not having any money. I’m still actively seeking work here in town. No luck yet but, this year more than last, I am getting meetings. Locally, I’ve applied for jobs ranging from counter clerk/cupcake decorator at a local bakery to health club janitor to office receptionist to local TV news contributor. Daddy’s tryin’ as best he can.

I have gotten some terrific emotional support and advice from friends during this rough patch. Sometimes you get so troubled that you can’t seem to focus. My friends help me focus and I’m extremely grateful to them. The same gratitude goes to some relatives too. I’m still in that rough patch I mentioned and will have to make some major changes — but I do feel that I’m so at the bottom right now that the only place I can go from here is up. Corny? Probably so. But that’s how I feel. I hate this Recession. This is, financially and employment-wise, a brutal winter. Still I’ve got to be brave enough to reinvent myself, if need be, and to relocate if there’s work for me. I do sincerely hope that this turns out to be a much better year for you than last year was. Take good care and thanks for staying in touch. God bless.

2009: What A Year!

December 31st, 2009

I lost my significant other in the 1990s. I once told a friend who lost his wife that same decade that trying to get through the holiday season when everyone around you seems coupled and you’re not is like walking an emotional tightrope made of tinsel. Only at 12:01 am on New Year’s morning, do you feel like you’ve made it across safely to the other side. After all have kissed and the festive, sentimental season is winding down.

This year was different. Like millions of other Americans who’d worked hard for a long time, suddenly I was out of work. I needed unemployment benefits for months. I also got an application for food stamps. Yes, sir, 2009 slapped me around like I was Faye Dunaway’s character in the last 20 minutes of CHINATOWN. This year was a test of faith — faith in a Higher Benevolent Force and faith in one’s self. You need faith in yourself to keep applying for work and moving forward past each rejection. This year, something happened to me that was truly life-affirming, a simple act of kindness that made my spirit light up like a Christmas tree. Several friends of mine called me or took me out for coffee to give me encouragement. It wasn’t just “Don’t worry. Things will get better.” They made sure the words “Do NOT give up” really landed on my heart. They gave me good counsel. They listened to me. The told me that I’m talented. They hugged me. They made me feel significant in their lives. All of which, I needed.

Never had I been so broke during a holiday season. Yet, rarely have I felt so rewarded. So blessed and humbled by the attention of friends. Corny as it may be, I did feel a bit like George Bailey at the end of IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE. Only I didn’t have Zuzu’s petals in my pocket. I turned on the TV this morning and found ANNIE HALL playing on a cable station. Here’s an example of how sweetly funny life can be. Sigourney Weaver was an extra in that 1977 comedy classic. She’s seen briefly in the last scene of the movie. Woody Allen’s character is giving a monologue and she’s seen as his date, standing with him under a movie theater marquee. It’s a long shot. You don’t even see her face close up and she has no dialogue. She just the tall lady standing next to Woody’s character. In the credits, Sigourney Weaver’s name is next to last. Two years later, she played Ripley in ALIEN. That role changed her career. She went on to make Oscar® history as one of the few women to be nominated for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress in the same year. Today, she’s starring in AVATAR, one of the biggest hit films of 2009. See? Life can be sweetly funny. You can’t lose faith.

I made it through this year with more than a little help from my friends. And family. I had a wonderful Christmas season. I wish for you one of the best new years ever. Cheers!

AVATAR: Feeling Blue

December 15th, 2009

It has a character called “Sully” and some aircraft is brought down by birds.

Will kids want to see the new 3-D sci-fi action fantasy from director James Cameron called AVATAR? Yes. The special effects in the sequences with the blue jungle natives are dazzling and make 3-D more respectable than any film, so far, has. It’s no longer a 1950s novelty. However, parents need to know that AVATAR is over 2 1/2 hours long. Cameron definitely ignored bladders and butts when he made this movie — and you know how kids are. You figure that a movie at the cineplex is now preceded by, at least, ten minutes of trailers and commercials before the feature starts. Children under 12 are going to get fidgetty. The movie is not non-stop action. Plus they have to wear special glasses to get the 3-D effects otherwise you’re squinting like you’ve got glaucoma.

The AVATAR storyline is very “Protect the Rainforest.” Cameron basically pulls from his previous hits and visually repeats himself. It’s like a spoonful of TERMINATOR, a cup of TITANIC and two quarts of ALIENS. To that, he’s added essence of DANCES WITH WOLVES and sprinkled the whole thing with cosmetics from Blue Man Group. As one friend of mine said, “It looks like it should be called AVA-TARZAN.” He’s right. AVATAR is entertaining and one battle sequence near the end will literally make you gasp. Do I want to run out and pay to see it again when it opens? Not right away. Not like I want to see UP IN THE AIR again. (Scroll down to read my review of that film.) AVATAR was just too darn long. Plus, the script is really more for youngsters in an ABC “After School Special” sort of way. Aside from the length, that’s the main glitch. You’d think that — after years of time and millions of dollars spent on this truly beautiful production — someone could’ve come up with a snappier script. Cameron is boasting that AVATAR is revolutionary and takes film-making to a new place. In some ways, it does. But not in the script. George Lucas’ STAR WARS opened with humility in 1977. We went expecting to see a new sc-fi movie with special effects that upgraded the Saturday afternoon kind of movie we babyboomers were used to seeing as kids. We got that. And we got more. Lucas gave us a legend with spirituality as strong as that in some ancient literature. Even Joseph Campbell discussed and analyzed it at length in the must-see 1988 PBS presentation, The Power of Myth. If you’ve never seen the Bill Moyers interview of Campbell as he discusses, among other things, the mythological importance of the original STAR WARS films, you must rent it. Brilliant and enlightening! AVATAR is positioning itself as being just as deep but the storyline is more like comic book fun. When some of the most memorable lines are “Shut your pie-hole!” or “Marine, I wish I had ten more like you,” come on. Comic book. Not high art. The plot has futuristic military officers and scientists dealing with blue jungle beings who, apparently, live in a land rich with oil. Corporate greed strikes some of the Donald Rumsfeld types and they’re at war philosophically with good scientists like the character played with style, wit and verve by Sigourney Weaver. She makes her entrance in an ALIENS-like pod. One macho Marine falls for a blue jungle lady and embraces her people’s respect for the land. That’s the love story that validates the TITANIC-like song over the closing credits.

There’s a chase scene that made me chuckle. One group is fleeing from another. The group running away has a middle-aged woman with auburn hair, a husky black guy with facial hair, a slim dorky white dude and a muscular man in a wheelchair. I said to myself, “This is absolutely perfect for a parody on The Family Guy.” Let’s see if that happens.

Have fun if you take the kids to see AVATAR this weekend. But remember: It’s over 2 1/2 hours long — and you have to wear special glasses.

come saturday morning

December 12th, 2009

What a week! We got two different versions of the Black/Norwegian experience. If Tiger Woods was going to be a guest programmer on Turner Classic Movies tonight with Robert Osborne and introduce one of his favorite old movies, it would have to be GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES. More fair-haired women claimed to have had affairs with the superstar golfer, taxing his marriage to his Norwegian wife even more. If Tiger had been married to one of the women on my block when I was a kid growing up in South Central Los Angeles, his proctologist would still be working to remove the nine iron. You do not make a woman sit through that much golf and then cheat on her. You just don’t. On the other hand, a very happy President Barack Obama and Mrs. Obama travelled to Norway where Mr. President received the Nobel Peace Prize just a couple of weeks after announcing that he’s sending more troops into war.

As for Tiger, I logged onto his website and saw his post that he’s taking “an indefinite break from professional golf.” If you’re really into the game, check out the left side for Tiger Tips. A few are:

–Fix, finish and swing
–Maintain a quiet head
–Face up in the rough
–Staying connected
–What’s changed in my swing?

Details are on www.TigerWoods.com.

For your Saturday night entertainment at home, CBS is repeating the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer classic claymation special. That’s the one with Hermie, the elf that looks like a little version of “Good Morning America” weatherman Sam Champion. NBC airs Frank Capra’s now-revered holiday noir, It’s A Wonderful Life. When we babyboomers were kids, we could –and often did — see that movie in the middle of summer on any local independent TV station. It was a public domain film, not in mint condition. The license had not been renewed. Capra’s movie could have found a home on The Island of Misfit Toys visited by Hermie and Rudolph. My generation embraced that tale of an unemployed, middle-aged family man who is so broke that he considers suicide so his family can live on the insurance money. When Jimmy Stewart’s George Bailey glimpses the possible future thanks to Clarence the Angel and overcomes the local Scrooge, that film (along with LOST HORIZON and MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON) prove that Capra indeed was the Charles Dickens of Old Hollywood. I’m so glad that film preservationists restored and remastered the 1946 feature to the pearly state you can see on the network tonight. And how relevant it’s become again in these unfortunate financial times. One last thing about IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE. To me, film is literature and many telling things about character are visual, not verbalized. For instance, when Lionel Barrymore as the spiritually and physically crippled Mr. Potter is out to heartlessly seize corporate control of Bedford Falls, notice that he’s photographed near a bust of Napolean. George Bailey is framed near a portrait of a beloved American president. When George gets the psychic gift of seeing what the town would’ve been like had he never lived, notice that there’s not one single Black person in Pottersville. Compare that to the racial diversity in the scene where all the neighbors and friends come to the Bailey home at the end. Very cool, Mr. Capra.

I returned Wednesday from a 2-day trip to Atlanta for the good fortune to shoot an audition for a possible new TV vehicle. This year, I’ve repeatedly had to pick myself up off the mat from the longest stretch of unemployment in my entire life. To get that audition and to work with the excellent crew was a blessing. I came back, continued the job hunt here in Manhattan and took yesterday off from the job hunt to attend a screening of James Cameron’s new sci-fi thriller, Avatar. More about it later. But I will tell you this: It has a character called Sully and some aircraft is brought down by birds. Go figure. Enjoy your weekend.

Janet Jackson Does “The Matrix”?

December 10th, 2009

Did you ever hear of an author named Sophia Stewart? If you hadn’t, frankly neither had I until this morning. She’s a New Yorker who, reportedly, has been living in Salt Lake City for about five years.

She wrote a book in the early 1980s called THE THIRD EYE. A court has ruled in this Black woman’s favor that her science-fiction manuscript did indeed inspire two blockbuster Hollywood movie franchises — THE TERMINATOR and THE MATRIX.

Stewart, according to Facebook, was heard on Chicago talk radio station WVON this morning and revealed that Janet Jackson and 50 Cent are both interested in appearing in and serving as executive producers of THE MATRIX: 4. That’s some juicy news for you sci-fi fans. To me, that whole legal story — and the amount of money that Sophia Stewart will receive — is one of the most under-reported entertainment news stories to come out of Hollywood this year. I had no idea that the true creator of The Terminator and The Matrix was a Black woman! How come no Black network news person like Deborah Roberts on ABC or her husband, Al Roker on NBC, has brought this to our attention? Did “Entertainment Tonight” cover this story? I could not find the book on the Barnes & Noble website. It is carried but currently out of stock on Amazon.

I read an item stating that Stewart will receive damages for the three MATRIX films plus THE TERMINATOR and its sequels. Apparently, she sent her manuscript to The Wachowski Brothers, who requested new sci-fi works, in the mid-80s. They are credited with writing 1999’s big hit, THE MATRIX, starring Keanu Reeves. There are articles online about her long court case. Go to Google and search this: Sophia Stewart wins lawsuit.

If this is all true, I would love to see a TV interview of Ms. Stewart. Wouldn’t you? Please leave comments if you know anything else about this Hollywood sci-fi secret. I sure hope WVON Radio puts up a podcast of that interview.